Wednesday, April 20, 2011

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Parenting Test

I stumbled across this earlier and I thought it was funny.



Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in
the wet flower bed and rub on the walls.

Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may
substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them
all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or
kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).


Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with
you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and
pay for anything they eat or damage.


Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag
making sure that all arms stay inside.


Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from
the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert
spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the
mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the
contents of the jug on the floor.


Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds
of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and
hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm
for 10:00 PM.Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have
ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00
AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up
for 5 years. Look cheerful.


Obtain a large bean-bag chair and attach it to the front of your
clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10% of the beans.

Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.


Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they
can improve their child's discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet
training, and table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve.
Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run

Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the

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Monday, April 18, 2011

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The Best Zucchini Bread Ever

I thought a Nice way to start off my blog would be with one of my favorite Summertime Recipes:

The Best Zucchini Bread Ever

1 1/2 Cups All Purpose Flour
1/2 teaspoon Ground Ginger
1/2 teaspoon Ground Cinnamon
1 1/2 teaspoons Baking Powder
1/4 teaspoon Salt
1 Cup Granulated Sugar
1/4 Cup Oil
2 Eggs
1 Cup of Shredded Zucchini (I like to put it in the blender with about a TBL Spoon of water)

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease and flour 9x5 inch Loaf pan and set aside.
  2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, ginger, cinnamon, baking powder, salt and sugar. Mix well.
  3. Add the oil, eggs and zucchini; stir to combine. Do not overmix. The batter should be smooth.
  4. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 50 to 60 minutes or until a wooden skewer inserted in the center comes out clean.
  5. Transfer pan to wire rack and cool. Once bread has almost completly cool, run a knife around the edges then turn pan over to release bread. 
  6. Enjoy the best zucchini bread EVER!